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| User: | drunkenlawyer (1939808) The Verbal Assassin
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| Name: | Laura The Red | |||||
| Location: | Lakewood, Ohio, United States | |||||
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| Bio: | ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} pseudomonas me scripsit anno 2005Hi, I'm Laura. Some of you might know me by my many nicknames: Red Smiley Happy Harley Hurricane Laura Laura "Red" Tourette's This my wonderful boyfriend, Mr. avatar_x, and I on New Year's Eve '08 :-) Here's me with my very-much-missed favorite Chamber DJ, Mr. darclight. *COME BACK, CHRIS!!!* Here's my dear, wonderful friend Ray smothering me with some good, old-fashioned sweater love ;-)  Ohhh, what a bunch of drunkfaces we are... ( bindrune, eye_r0b0t, and me) The ever-gorgeous Heather demonsex and me at the Chamber... This is me with my MUCHOS KICKASS boyfriend, Mr. avatar_x. He's so cute in this picture, I just want to smush his head! ;-) Here's Tommy and me...I wuv Tommy :-)  The Super-Awesome Mr. waterwatereagle and me at the Chamber for my birthday And here's Miss furious_lil, bindrune, and me D-R-U-N-K on my birthday! My Bodyguard, Nate the Destroyer, and me. He's 6 feet 8 inches of nothing but Awesome Huggable Man Love :-) Nate is the shit. He's one of the very few people that I went to High School with that I willingly talk to.  This was my favorite wig. I left it at Wolfy's, and I'm thinking of putting it on a milk carton.  You can also read down below if you want. I don't mind. It's what it's here for. LIKES: Dogs, dog people, stompy boots, jamming on my Gibson, new underwear, interesting unconventional people, heavy metal, crimped hair, moshing, guitars, abnormal intelligence, Bill Hicks, dancing, stomping, driving very fast, maps of places I want to go, creativity, being childless, temporary breaks from reality, verbal self-defense, fall, Halloween, Guinness, dark chocolate, dark-chocolate-covered espresso beans, Captain Morgan's, action movies, Martial Arts movies, mysteries, visiting haunted places, political incorrectness, making people laugh, reading DISLIKES: Animal abusers(may you all be castrated, burned at the stake, and rot in hell), long lines, traffic lights, slow drivers, George W., Ann Coulter, the closed-minded, fundamental Republican way of thinking, homophobes, liars, thieves, pedophiles, stupidity, selfishness, laziness, users, power trips, arrogance, "The Purpose Driven Life", womanizers, Burt Reynolds, Russel Crowe, Benny Hill, Larry the Cable Guy(I FUCKING HATE THAT PIG), germs, wiggers, white trash, children, child abusers( I know, I know...), babies, mean people, boring people, bland people, fake people, I think I just hate PEOPLE....(more to come) THE GOOD: I'm generous, caring, clever, astronomically patient, fun as hell to drink with, an extrovert, very intelligent, open-minded, creative, artistic, wordy, a great listener, diplomatic, I R.A.W.K. out on my guitars, I'm a deep thinker, a very hard worker, a damn good writer if I do say so myself, a LOYALass friend, affectionate, loving, a cuddlemonster, and GODDAMNIT I SMELL FANTASTIC!! THE BAD: I hide my shyness under a cloak of zaniness, VERY paranoid, untrusting, with an overactive imagination that snowballs my thoughts into a giant mess that makes me go nuts, at times clueless, prone to putting my foot in my mouth, I say things that mean something completely different than how they sound coming out of my mouth, I fall over alot, knock over alot of things, break everything, hurt myself on stupid shit (and yet somehow I'm a decent dancer), I'm weird upon first meeting most other women yet I'm perfectly comfortable meeting men, disorganized, scatterbrained, prone to day-dreaming (aka:"Going off to Lauraland") THE UGLY: I have a hot temper due to bottled anger, seething road rage, I throw large things when angry, I'm coldly unforgiving to those who cross me, vengeful, calculating, alot more wicked than I come off as, and if you hurt the ones I love I will strike you down like the angry hands of God suckerpunching you in your kidneys. Fuck with me or those close to me, I will not rest until I find some way to ruin your life. I most often use quotes as my subject lines for my journal, whether it be from famous people or my friends. Most of the times, they're just funny, off-the-wall shit somebody has said that stuck in my head. Don't take offense if I haven't quoted you yet. Chances are, I'm either about to, or you just haven't said anything profound yet (at least within earshot of me). ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains, and we never even know we have the key." - the Eagles "Bore: one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation." - James Earl Jones "Keep your rosaries off my ovaries." - a bumper sticker I saw at a stop light once on my way to a Megadeth show. ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ If you want, come play with my Penguin (oh shut up, I'm not being dirty ;-)!! His name is Allister. He's cute :-)  | |||||
| Memories:: | 14 entries | |||||
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| Interests: | 150: 80's hair metal, 88 miles per hour, abnormalities in general, adult swim, agent of evolution, aliens, anthony bourdain, anthrax, anti-censorship, art, astronomy, b-movies, banzai, beer, being a freak magnet, being a redhead, big cities, bill hicks, black liquid eyeliner, blues, boots, booze, brooding over amish people, bruce lee, caffeine, captain morgan, cartoons, christopher walken, cleveland, clothing modification, clubbing, coffee, comedy, comic books, concerts, connie schultz, conspiracy theory, cooking, creativity, dancing, demolition man, doing stand-up comedy, douglas adams, drawing, dream theater, drinking, edgar allen poe, energy drinks, evolution, exploration of all kinds, frankenstein, genetic anamolies, ghosts, gibson, gloria steinem, godzilla, goth fashion, guinness, guitars, halloween, haunted places, heavy metal, helen reddy, hockey, horror movies, howard stern, hunter s. thompson, ibanez, industrial, insomnia, iron chef, iron maiden, jackie chan, james spader, jet grind radio, jet li, joan jett, john myung, john petrucci, jon stewart, justice league, karaoke, karma, kevin moore, kmfdm, kung-fu movies, kurt vonnegut, lacuna coil, law, liberal, marshall amplifiers, megadeth, mike portnoy, monsters, movies, music, neil gaiman, outer space, pantera, paranormal, people who hate people, photography, pro-choice, progressive metal, protecting women's rights, queensryche, ranting, ray bradbury, reading, red hair dye, ren & stimpy, reproductive rights, reservoir dogs, revolution, road trips, robert heinlein, robots, rock and roll gods, sacred cow, sci-fi, science fiction, slayer, south park, star wars, the breakfast club, the chamber, the feminist movement, the unknown, thrift stores, tim burton, traveling, true crime stories, twilight zone, twisted sister, type o negative, ufos, unconventional beauty, urban legends, verbal self-defense, warren ellis, weird stuff, west side market, white zombie, willam dafoe, william s. burrows, writing, x-files, xbox, your mom, zombies | |||||
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| Friend of: | 86: _octobreea, _run_lola_run_, amscray, androgylicious, android23, angelhipster, avatar_x, batty_, berrystarr, bigjohnsinging, bindrune, buckfuddr, cairocandy, capt_tourettes, chanterlle, ciani, darclight, dark_gardener, darkagonor, demonsex, dlayphoto, dorkychick10, drunkenlawyer, drunkenmc, dv8productions, dyadfaerie, engeliek, eponabast, esmeralda_m, eye_r0b0t, feima, flugvogel, furious_lil, gensbitch, geoffm35, getoutofmybubbl, glacial23, gooeygomo, gothic_gidget, gothictier, graceful_energy, grayauguststorm, gutlesspunk, heatharz, ikkus, indigoranger, jefftom, kingenemy, kingtycoon, lostmisfit, mackmace, malfunkshin, maniacalsecret, mseuphrates, nontradstudent, nothingxs, perplexio, piercedstars, poliwitch, pookaboi, prince_valik, ras_sinister, reverend_evil, scotty_in_nc, sethanikeem, shmivejournal, signofwater, sinned_star, skeletonking, spartacuscatzor, stephen101482, stephen_1014, sunofdarknessap, tart_n_tangy, tenshigirl, tete6871, thedarkmuppet, thedarksiren, thedustwhich, tiktiktok, transmission00, unheard_story, waterwatereagle, wraptboy, wurmwyd, zymergist | |||||
| Member of: | 20: _dream_theater_, anthonybourdain, banzai_tv, bill_hicks, cleveoh, clevo_gamenight, crush_posts, dear_you, gothcruise, ironcheffan, kingoffighters, paidmembers, project_justice, random_photos, sos_usa, south_park, spaderiffic, the__chamber, weighs2go, whatcha_cookin | |||||
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